relahvant:

sitting in an exam like

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pink-hime:

when music continues to play after i closed the tab

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delzdesigns:

Everyone’s like whoa, ants can lift 50 times their weight. A fucking leaf is like 50 times their weight. I’ll fight an ant right now.

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artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

foxyhenna:

Love what goes up your nose instead ladies 
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foxyhenna:

Love what goes up your nose instead ladies 

"my baby" i say in regards to someone that is older than me and over half a fuckin foot taller than i am

agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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"

The aliens watch as
two humans go to a talent show
and sit in the back row.
One of them is sobbing and the
other one moves further away.
Peculiar, the aliens think,
noticing a loud hum.

When the show is over,
both humans applaud along with everyone else.
The hum gets quieter as they
get up to leave, and the aliens
notice that they’re both crying, now.

Slowly, finally, the silhouette
of their bodies melts into one.

A quiet symphony. No hum.

The aliens compile a list of facts
to take back home with them:

1. The space between two people
has a voice.
2. Crying sounds like singing.
3. Bravery looks like a stage.
4. They clap their hands because they
are looking for an excuse to hold
them.

"
Caitlyn Siehl, The Aliens (via alonesomes)
spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

punnier:

that fufu lame shit, i aint with it

i’ll send some shots at yo fitted

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swag bitch

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡