i hı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ate when there’s something on your screen
"but officer they were fucking with my clique"
*sees my son playing basketball with his friends* *brings everyone fresh lemonade and cookies while wearing booty shorts a crop top and wedges*
when you see someone with the same icon as you
I need $$
what are the symptoms of being fergalicious
bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less
"dinner is ready"
Siri find me some self confidence