richarcl:

i hı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ate when there’s something on your screen

anneboleyns:

"but officer they were fucking with my clique"

wimpynoodle:

brian quit playing games with my heart

wimpynoodle:

brian quit playing games with my heart

scorpiofruit:

*sees my son playing basketball with his friends* *brings everyone fresh lemonade and cookies while wearing booty shorts a crop top and wedges*

surprisebitch:

thank you

surprisebitch:

thank you

ruinedchildhood:

when you see someone with the same icon as you 

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unretrieved:

I need $$
Not friends

YEAHHHH…HE LOVE THIS FAT ASSSSS…HA HA HAHKHAHaKhaha

justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

officialfrenchtoast:

"dinner is ready"

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snazziest:

Siri find me some self confidence